"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"

William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)

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barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

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patrickstarlovesme:

4gifs:

Otter what are you doing the table is for people. [video]


Excuse you.

patrickstarlovesme:

4gifs:

Otter what are you doing the table is for people. [video]

Excuse you.

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transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

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these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

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these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

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kizatchi:

hes doing a good job

kizatchi:

hes doing a good job

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anal-beats:

swimmer-chan:

did joan rivers die yet i’m ready to turn up when she does.

just tweeted about this

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